CA AND THE EPIC BOLLYWOOD DIALOGUES!

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Life can be taken in two ways. Either go for the serious way or try to find something fun out of it for some of the tragic situations, these Bollywood dialogues looks apt for the comedy. Just for fun!

1) "Mogambo khush hua" -Mr. India
This one can be felt in the voice of either your friends and family after your positive result or your boss can sound like this if you complete the audit well before in time.

2) "Mere pas gadi hai, bangla hai, bank balance hai..tumhare pas kya hai..hein" -Deevar
Well usually this is a dialogue to a non-CA from a CA student. The modified version is "mere pas CA ki degree hogi   tumhare pas kya hoga hein" And the best reply is "I still have a life" because "mere pas maa hai" is too mainstream.

3) "Holi..holi kab hai..kab hai holi" -Sholey
Probably every article can relate to this this is not only for holi but any sort of holiday. They desperately wait for it like this only!

4) "Kitne admi the" -Sholey
When the time comes to give report to your boss and he ask you how many of you were doing the concerned audit and by any chance...if you commit any mistake then he would definitely say wo ek audit aur tum teen, bahut nainsafi hai re! ;)

5) Kaalia "sardar mene apka namak khaya hai" Gabbar"to ab goli kha" - Sholey
Modifications: Client "mene apko namak aur na jane kya kya khilaya hai” ...so please do take care. Article “to le ab goli khila” (if he wants to take a leave without informing boss) This could b our scenario indeed.

6) "Kaunu wrong number hai" -PK 
At some point of time some of us may think that we are made for something else but still we are doing this. At that time you feel like "kaunu wrong numberwa lag gaya hai aur ee gola pe humari life ki firki ban gayi hai."

7) "Dua me yad rakhna" -Once upon a time in mumbai 
Har student ki bas ek hi aas Aur kuch do na do per dua jarur de dena kuch khas Ki is bar hum ho jaye pas Toh zindagi aane lagegi raas Remember the times of results. The most frequent thing you can ask from people is dua (Blessings).

8) "Zindagi badi nahi ...lambi honi chahiye babu moshai" -Aradhna
You should look around and explore. In all the hustle-bustle of making your career, don’t forget to live and try to add many rocking, amazing, happy moments to your life.

9) "Pushpa, i hate tears re" -Aradhna 
Whenever we feel low coz of the stress be it of any kind, our loved ones comes up with this one, for sure, to see a lil bling of smile on our face.

10) "Pyar dosti hai" -Kuch Kuch Hota hai
Before all the daulat, shauharat, bangla, gadi. The most precious thing we gain while doing CA is a bunch of crazy people as our friends, during classes, trainings articleship etc. We spend most of the time with them and by the way CA hardly gives any time to manage with the love thing. So technically friend’s colleagues are our all time favorite lovers.  

11) "Kabhi alvida na kehna" -Kabhi Alvida na kehna
Dear student, Kindly "kabhi alvida na kehna" Yours loving Books, SM, PM, Notes, Amendments, Circulars and all the other relatives. (Firstly, you study day and night to get the degree. Then you study to keep yourself updated, who is a must for this profession!)

12) "Jo me bolta hu..wo me karta hu..aur jo me nhi bolta..wo me definitely karta hu" -Rowdy Rathore 
Jo me bolta hu wo me karta hu, because that’s something like my commitment and Jo me nhi bolta wo me definitely karta hu, because that’s my boss's order.Its as simple as that.

13) "Paaji..kabhi has bhi diya karo" -Son of sardar 
This is like a frequent reminder for every student because smile is the best remedy for anything and everything.

14) "Mene ek bar commitment kar diya to me apne ap ki bhi nahi sunta" -Wanted
This should be your boss if he has committed you for any leave, stipend and few other good things.

15) "Ye Dhai Kilo ka hath hai" -Damini
Our hands are also the same when we are given Dhai(2 & half) kgs and even more,books of accounts to do the audit.

16) "Ek chutki sindoor" -Om shanti
On clearing exam in one go, Stipend of any amount, a leave Course completion, ki keemat tum kya jano ICAI and CA babu and djniya walo.

17) "The show must go on" -Mera naam joker 
After all the sorrow, some failures, some low moments. You should stand back dust yourself and again start walking, this time with a better you because no such hurdle can stop you from breathing.

18) Last But Not the least "All is well, All is well".