THE CA OBSESSED PARENTS

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A C.A. mom and a C.A. dad have a 5 year old kid. They plan their 5 year old son also to become a C.A. in his upcoming future. So, they have started making their child familiar with this course. They are doing this by teaching their cute little son in the following manner :-

The A B C D Of C.A.

A stands for Articles
B stands for Boss
C stands for Clients
D stands for Documents
E stands for Excel
F stands for Files
G stands for Green Pen
H stands for Hurry
I stands for Income tax
J stands for Journal
K stands for Keyboard
L stands for Ledger
M stands for March
N stands for Notice
O stands for Office
P stands for Printer
Q stands for Qualified Report
R stands for Reconciliation
S stands for Stipend
T stands for Tally
U stands for Unqualified report
V stands for V.A.T.
W stands for Worries
X stands for Xerox
Y stands for Your exams
Z stands for Zero time

Coming to the Baby Nursery Rhymes,
they teach their kid in the following manner:-

C.A. student’s version of Baba Black Sheep

C.A. student C.A. student Were you made a fool?
Yes sir, yes sir! We take 3 attempts full.
One for passing group 1,
And another for 2.
Then again for both groups,
I didn’t clear any 2.

C.A. student’s version of Johny Johny

Johny Johny! Yes, papa.
Doing C.A.? Yes, papa.
Failed in exams? No, papa.
Show me your result. Ha! Ha! Ha.

C.A. student’s version ofTwinkle Twinkle Little Star

Twinkle twinkle little star,
C.A. student is going in the car.
With attitude his head is high,
But on the result day he’ll surely cry.

Humpty Dumpty as C.A. students

Humpty Dumpty sat in the exam hall, They saw the question paper and had a great fall. All the invigilators and all the examiners, Couldn’t pass Humpty Dumpty again.

Jack And Jill as C.A. students

Jack and Jill, CPT form they fill,
And went to write their paper.
Jack fell down and Jill turns brown,
On seeing the question paper.

Up they got, and home did trot,
As fast as they could caper.
To their study room they ran, cz there was something wrong,
And they found how tough was the paper.

Now, they wanted their son to learn the mathematical tables. They converted the tables into poems, so that he could learn them easily.

THE TABLE OF 2

2 X 1 = 2
2 to this world I’m new.
2 X 2 = 4
4 for me, C.A. has opened its doors.
2 X 3 = 6
6 my career has been fixed.
2 X 4 = 8
8 i don’t wanna be late.
2 X 5 = 10
10 i want a green pen.
2 X 6 = 12
12 C.A. is like hell.
2 X 7 = 14
14 but towards C.A. I will lean.
2 X 8 = 16
16 yes! These statements I mean
2 X 9 = 18
18 my clients must be waiting.
2 X 10 = 20
20 the time isn’t plenty.

The child irritated by his mom and dad who are so much crazy towards C.A. prepares his own trick for learning the table of 3.

THE TABLE OF 3

3 3 X 1 = 3
3 I’ll never be free.
3 X 2 = 6
6 my career is at risk.
3 X 3 = 9
9 I just need some wine.
3 X 4 = 12
12 why on earth do I dwell?
3 X 5 = 15
15 my life has totally ruined.
3 X 6 = 18
18 we start C.A. when we are a teen.
3 X 7 = 21
21 I’ll lose all the fun.
3 X 8 = 24
24 I don’t want C.A. anymore.
3 X 9 = 27
27 god please come from heaven.
3 X 10 = 30
30 will I really become a C.A. till 30