SUN ICAI KYA KAHAT KABIRA

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We have read Doha's by Kabir and Raheem, but there are some transformation of these Doha's in CA guidelines. Have fun with the New Stuff.....

1) kharcha deta jo Article ko,
    Wo Great Boss kahlaye,
    Bechara hai wo Article,
    Jo salo saal kaam kar bhi kuch na paye!!

2) Padh Padh ke bhi fail hai,
    Samjhaya tha toye,
    Panga lega jo ICAI se,
    Young [21 ka] bacha na ko ye!!

3) Audit ISCA dono khade,
    Exemption kaise laaye,
    Beech me COSTING ne aakar ke,
    Tufan diya machaye!!

4) CA sab Sansaar ke,
    Haste Haste roye,
    12 months ke year me,
    Sukh ki neend na soye!!

5) Aj kare so May me kar,
    May me kare so November,
    Aisi bhi kya jaldi Yaroo,
    Attempts diye hume bhar bhar kar!!

 6) Aisi Returns naa bhariye,
     Boss ka aapa khoye,
     Client sir pakad kar,
     Saat janam tak fafak fafak kar roye!!

7) Notice office me itane pade,
    Kitane case suljhaye,
    3 saal ki articleship ne,
    kha diya phasaye!!

8) ICAI itna stipend dijiye,
    Jisme mahina nikal jaye,
    Gharwale bhi khush rahe,
    Girlfriend sath nibhaye!!

9) Dheere dheere audit kar,
    Dheere dheere project pura hoye,
    Client dikahye kitani bhi urgency,
    Report deadline ke baad submit hoye!!

10) Itane section likhiye,
      Copy checker khush ho jaye,
      Auro ko fail kare,
      Tum ko pass kar jaye!!

11) Jab ICAI aaya dharti par,
      Baki sab hase hum roye,
      Aisi preparation kario,
      Tu hase baki sab junior hoye!!

12) Coching kar kar pak gya,
      Pass hua na koye,
      Do shabad C.A ke,
      Naam me jude tabhi kaam hoye!!